If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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