I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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