Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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