Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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