that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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