So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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