problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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