id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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