I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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