My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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