My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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