We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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