They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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