She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
