We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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