he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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