Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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