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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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