All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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