you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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