The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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