whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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