Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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