Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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