So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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