Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i drank out of a bidet.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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