I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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