Those balls look pretty dangerous.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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