Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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