Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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