i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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