Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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