Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
