haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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