So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
