you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We are all done wearing pants today
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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