I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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