this beer tastes like vomit already
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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