Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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