She's JV to your varsity
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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