Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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