her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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