when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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