How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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