we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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