You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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