Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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