I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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