"it" just moved
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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