her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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