last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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