they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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