Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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