I heard we made out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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