p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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