BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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