why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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