if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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